Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc......David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his . "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all hisclothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the
Vancouver Canucks but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the
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