So I was at my buddies place tonight, when a couple of friends everyone is having a good time blah blah... Now im very paranoid that my bike is going to get stolen becuase of the stories i hear. So I constantly look like ever 5-10 min. The one time I do look i see, 3 guys and 2 girls. The 3 guys were his next door neighbours mid age guys not the most attractive people. The two girls were kind of decent whores (IE - Hookers, these girls dressed and acted just like one... and keep in mind we are in surrey at the time and these guys were like crack whores, one guy was missing a leg the other guy was all bug eyed the last guy had a belly bigger than santa). Anyways i see the two girls look at my bike and start to touch it, so im like fuck this i open the sliding door and just before i do this she starts rubbing her pussy on the tail end of my bike, im like Hey WTF... she replies to me "oh i hope you dont mind me, i was just rubbing my pussy on your bike."
I was kind of pissed off at this point, so my buddy sees this and pulls me insdie before I said or did anything really stupid. I mean i know my bike is sexy and all.. but WTF i dont go rubbing my dick against other peoples cars and shit. *sigh*
Dont mind me I had a long night with some fucking dumb people, more dumb than me so im just venting now.
On a side note
does anyone know of anything that removes whore from you bike?