THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ?
Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit forbrains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a placefor your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,forget shit,and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell thedifferencebetween shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bullshit,horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig inshit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and thereare times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, thewrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself upshit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times youfall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic buildingblock of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to knowanything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if youdon't give a shit!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that Ido give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But,if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...Well, Shit Happens!!!