Just have to share a funny moment with you:
I was sitting at the patio of a coffee shop, enjoying my beverage, with my bike parked 10 ft away. Some FOB with greasy hair at another table with his buddy keeps eyeing my bike. Then this is the conversation that follows:
Him: "Nice bike. How much does it cost?"
Me: "Um, a few thousand bux"
Him: "Oh, that's cheap! What brand?"
Him: "It's YOUR bike?"
Him: "You rode it here?"
Me: "Yeah." (Duh! No, the bike got here on its own, while I walked here.)
Him: "How many horsepower?"
Me: "97" (and I'm getting irrirated now by his questions)
Him: "Oh, 97 horsepower! That's less than 100. It's just a scooter!"
Then before he hops in his big SUV, he said, "Nice scooter!"
I was really mad for a second, then I just had to laugh.