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    Ridin hard n dirty Array Mr.Sushi ya ha's Avatar
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    Talking women????marriage???expained

    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
    name was Always.

    The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's
    on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

    In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then
    God created man and rested. Then God created woman.
    Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

    Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

    What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About
    5 drinks.

    Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-

    Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts
    of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
    her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
    Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
    the same thing: "You can have mine."

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
    is to forget it once.

    First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel! Second guy:
    "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to
    get laundry done for free.

    Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
    it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't
    know son, I'm still paying!"

    Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding
    ring, and suffering.
    Remembering Bill Mclean.
    Having had a colonoscopy......I have now seen where the sun don't shine......(Me)
    Cancer Sucks!!!

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    The Philosopher King Array Frapps's Avatar
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    hilarious 4 sure

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    Me likey.
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    The Comedy is in the Back Array Saturnin's Avatar
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    bro, do you even ride in a straight line? #1 asshole
    lol....gotta love the truth!
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    Registered User Array JAYJ's Avatar
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    absolutley down right hilarious!!

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    Moto'ing Array Kylie's Avatar
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    haha.....reading that stuff doesn't give me much to aspire too

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    LOL... I can highly recommend a movie on this theme called "The Last Wedding". Locally filmed in Vancouver it's extremely funny.... until you realize it's true....
    • He who dares not offend, cannot be honest.
    • The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.

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