A few months after his parents were divorced, little
Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing
her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this
several times. One day, he came home from school and
heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom,
he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his
room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed,
started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need
a bike! I need a bike!"