Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for
25 years with only suitably shaped holes in trees for
sex. Jane, a reporter, came to African in search of
this legendary figure. One day, deep in the wilds,
she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting himself into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for awhile. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion, Jane came out in to the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass, Tarzan became aroused. He quickly ran over and kicked her in the crotch really hard. In pain, she screamed, "What the hell did you do that for?". Tarzan replied, "Tarzan always check for squirrels first."