The 2 nuns

1. ## The 2 nuns

There are two nuns walking through a forest. One of
them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the
other is known as Sister Logical, (SL). It is
getting dark and they are still far away from the
convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following
us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I
wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to
walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach
us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split up.
You go that way and I'll go this way. He can't

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister
Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
what has happened to Sister Logical. Moments later,
Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me
what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man
couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing. I started to run as fast
as I could and he started to run as fast as he
could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his
pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress
up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

(And those of you who thought it would be dirty, say
3 Hail Marys and get back to work!!)

2. Hail Mary.....Hail Mary.....Hail Mary.

Forgive me father for I have sined. I had dirty thoughts.

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