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    MAN rules!!!

    i didnt write this, i just found it on someones page and felt obliged to post!

    by the way, all the rules are #1...

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    We need it up, you need it down.
    You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
    tides.Let it be.

    1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
    And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want.
    Let us be clear on this one:
    Subtle hints do not work!
    Strong hints do not work!
    Obvious hints do not work!
    Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
    That's what we do.
    Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
    See a doctor.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    In fact, all comments becom e null and void after 7 days.

    1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
    us to
    act like soap opera guys.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are
    Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
    makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
    Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

    1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
    We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
    We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
    nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
    don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
    is fine...Really.

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
    discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

    1. Thank you for reading this.
    Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know
    really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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    it time snu-snu!! Array ricebucket's Avatar
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    whahahaa..its so true...wasn't there also a women rules?
    [ Notes: happy hour starts at 6,000 rpm ]

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    Registered User Array Diablo's Avatar
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    All the rules are so ture, especially # 1

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    WMRC Past Prez three time Array NFG's Avatar
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    Add this one.

    Men have two moods. Horny and hungry. If you don't see a hard-on make us a sandwich.
    Stefan Medlicott
    NFG Racing

    "I guarantee that it will start, and I guarantee that it
    will blow up. I cannot guarantee the time between those two events."

    "....those who go for broke often get there...."

    "Buy in Haste, Repent at Leisure."

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    Quote Originally Posted by NFG
    Add this one.

    Men have two moods. Horny and hungry. If you don't see a hard-on make us a sandwich.
    HAHA! reminds me of the family guy episode where peter is sent to a sexual harassment class.

    "Hey Lois, How about a sandwich?"
    "Lois, less talky talky, more fetchy fetchy."

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