"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" tictictictic !BONK! "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh"
I lost count. It happened so often today, I can not tally up how many times a little kid smacked himself in the back of the head, going throught our evil exit turnstile of dismemberment.
In a bizzare twist of fate, I am doing security at the aquarium for the next 2 weeks. All day long I watched, as the little ones tried desperatly to escape our educating clutches. They would take a running start, arms fully extended, fall forward while pushing the bar, only to have the following bar sneak up on them and teach them a lesson.
It finally dawned on me, I am so not ready to have kids.