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    Emtarkanderundrsgunderson Array Boone's Avatar
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    A Fast-Thinking Funny

    An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a
    bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says
    quietly to himself, "I'm toast."

    A ray of light breaks forth from the sky and a voice booms out: "No, you
    are NOT toast. Pick up that stone in front of you and bash the head of the

    So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash in the head of the
    chief. He is breathing heavily while standing above the sprawled out-chief.

    Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their

    The voice booms out again: "Okay...NOW you're toast!"

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    HAAAAARRRRRRRR Array Mischa's Avatar
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    good one Boone!
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