A very unattractive, nasty, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow and meets the greeter. She is a retired elderly lady who is probably someones grandmother.
The Wal-Mart Greeter pleasantly asks, "Are they twins"?
The abusive woman snarls, "Hell no you old bag, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. Has old age affected your eyesight? Do you really think they look alike?"
"Hell no", replied the elderly greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."