this ones funny
>>>>hmmm never leave ur chutney jar unattended lol!!...
>>>> Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives
>>>>with a roommate, a girl named Sunita.
>>>>During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
>>>>notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been
>>>>of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her
>>>>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
>>>>interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar
>>>>and his
>>>>roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar
>>>>volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
>>>>Sunita and
>>>>I are just roommates."
>>>>About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since
>>>>your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver
>>>>chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar
>>>>said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So
>>>>he sat
>>>>down and wrote: Dear Mother,I'm not saying that you 'did' take
>>>>chutney jar from my house,I'm not saying that you 'did not' take
>>>>chutney Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
>>>>since you were here for dinner.
>>>>Love, Kumar
>>>>Several days later, Kumar received an email from his
>>>>Mother which read
>>>>Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and
>>>>I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the
>>>>remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have
>>>>found the chutney jar by now under her pillow...Love, Mom.
>>>>Don't Lie to Your
>>>>Mother...........especially if she's Indian