Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I looked over to my left shoulder and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 100 kmh with her face up next to her rear-view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone dropped away from my ear and fell into the coffee between my legs. It splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone... and disconnected an important call.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!