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    "Experience" THX Rogger. Array PressurePoint's Avatar
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    A horse, a chicken, and a Harley

    A Horse, A Chicken and a Harley-
    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
    together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go to the farmer for help.
    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched
    and searched for the farmer, but to no avail for he had gone to town with
    the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiney new Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop
    of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
    bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
    with the aid of the powerful Harley, rescued the horse!
    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and
    the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,Best
    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his penis and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him up and out, thus, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? ....... (Yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!!)

    "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"

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    Formerly kanelupis Array CanaganD's Avatar
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    ohhh shit

    .... that was good.

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    AKA Martini-girl!! Array martigirl73's Avatar
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    it goes fast...thats all you need to know
    That is freakin hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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    banned user Array adam112's Avatar
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    hahahaha nice
    Too sexy for this forum.

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    still funny on the 5th time over
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