Sat and Matt wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.
Sat said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Matt said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Sat replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Sat immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.
MAtt said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Sat replied, with a smile, "Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Sat said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth bar, Matt said, "Sat - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Sat said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the third pub."