Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to
a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date
running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art
watch, and I was just
testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about
The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to
talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be
broken because I am wearing
The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Damn thing's an hour fast."