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    Something all married women need to know

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
    particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
    couple of dollars for dinner.

    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
    give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
    "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man
    "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to
    spend all my time trying to stay alive."
    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of
    food?" the man asked.
    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in
    20 years!"
    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
    instead of food?" the man asked.
    "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the
    homeless man.
    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
    I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you
    for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a
    man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
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