I was discussing bike thefts (relating some of the tales told here) with my boss just the other night, he told me about how he caught a thief stealing his car.
He was about 20 at the time. In the evening he swung into the parking lot in a company vehicle, saw his own car with a broken window and thought crap, cars been broken into.
Suddenly the door flies open and a thief is out and running. So my boss immediately stops the van gets out and gives chase. He caught him at the end of the block (fast fucker) and the thief ended up on his face, probably from being pushed from behind.
Anyhow, bossman now has the guy quite easily in his control and drags him to a nearby house to get someone to call 911.
If you can picture it, he's got the thief on his knees, with his hands behind his head. Bossman's behind him controlling the arms and jamming his own knee into the guys back. They're in a little carpark in front of a house.
Before he can even try reaching for a doorbell, the door opens up to a rather large man with an inquisitive look on his face.
"Hey I just caught this guy stealing my car! Can you call 911 for me?"
answers the man; "Holy Shit THAT PUNK PROBABLY STOLE MY CAR TOO!"
and IMMEDIATELY lunged forward and kicked the fucker in the nuts as hard as he could.
LOL Bossman was shocked, he couldn't believe it. he actually started to feel sorry for the punk b/c he was already in a lot of pain.
Soon after, a cop arrives finding the thief in obvious pain. Cop asks, "He put up a fight didn't he?"
Bossguy was a little puzzled at the moment.
Cop said, "He put up a fight right? You didn't just do this on your own right?" wink, wink, nudge, nudge
"Ahh.. yea, he put up a fight."
"Good enough." and takes the fucker away