There was a blonde driving down the centre of the road
at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side
of the road. When she had stopped, the officer
asked, "License and Registration please."

"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that
allows me to do this," she said smiling.

"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never
heard of such a license."

To which the driver reached into her purse and handed
him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I
suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here
that would allow you special consideration."

She pointed to the bottom of the license, "See? it
says so right here: 'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."