Fishing for a laugh..ha ha
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking
from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He
is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is
illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns
to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then
watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show
me that they will come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"