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    Ridin hard n dirty Array Mr.Sushi ya ha's Avatar
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    Lightbulb Motorcycle has its uses.......

    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds
    one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever
    it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where
    the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having
    him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his
    new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting
    for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight,
    don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a
    fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done
    any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has
    to do them."

    Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described
    it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen,
    and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have
    a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend throws her on
    the table and drills her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

    A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the
    table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend
    is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.

    All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and
    it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He
    jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing
    this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table
    Remembering Bill Mclean.
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