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    Ridin hard n dirty Array Mr.Sushi ya ha's Avatar
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    Exclamation How to sneak in after a night out....

    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when
    one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't
    know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
    been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before
    I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast
    into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into
    the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in
    the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
    up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

    His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously
    taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,
    slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into
    the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's
    butt and say, 'How about a blow job?' ...and she's always
    sound asleep."
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    Hahah that is an awesome idea!

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