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    who is Jack Schitt?

    This is a popular joke that's been around:

    Many people are at a loss for a response when
    someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt".
    The following knowledge should be helpful in handling that situation.

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
    Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,
    the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the
    deeply religious couple produced six children:
    Holie Schitt, the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,
    Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

    After being married for fifteen years Jack and Noe divorced.
    Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them,
    she wanted to keep her previous name.
    She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

    Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt
    and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.
    Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood
    and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

    The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
    Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
    He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt,
    you can set them straight.

    For those too lazy to read:

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    hahaha thats good!

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