ya'll are slippenn on yer preachin lol! you need to get back to preachin you slackers!
ANyways, you tell your stories and I will tell mine:
its no secret that Jesus is my homeboy. We party together any chance we get, and that crazy mofo can down a 5th of vodka like its holy water!yet he never gets drunK? Anyhoo the other night he pops by my place with a bottle of appletons, and filipino moonshine. I am just shitfaced, so we decided to go for a walk...ended up at kits beach and just walked alonf the shore. he was droning on about being the son of the almighty, how he is all powerful...whatever Jesus! Anyways I must have blacked out cause I dont remember much, but the next day I went back to the beach. I noticed there was only one set of footprints in the sand where we were walkin....tripped me right out! So i gave Jesus a call on his hello motto razer..He was like "ya yo, you were one drunk ass mofo"! I dragged your ass on to the grass, tried pissin on ya to wake ya up...shit didnt work so I left your drunk ass where ya lied, and continued on down the beach to check out some ass down the beach."
I tell ya, Jesus is one crazy mofo