A pretty woman is driving down an Arkansas country road
in her new sports car when something goes wrong with
the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to
be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and
knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says
to him, "Oh, it's Sunday night and my car broke down!
I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night
until tomorrow when I can get some help?
"Well," drawls the Arkansas farmer, "you can stay here,
but I don't want you messin' with my sons George and
She looks through the screen door and sees two young
men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to
be in the early twenties. "Okay," she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night the woman
begins to get a little horny just thinking about the
two boys in the room next to her.
So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys,
how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the
They say, "Huh?"
She explains what she wants to do, then says, "The only
thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have
to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys,
and the three of them go at it all night long.
Forty years later George and Coy are sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth.
George says, "Coy?"
Coy says, "Yeah, George?"
George says, "You remember that woman who came by here,
oh, about forty years ago, the one who showed us the
ways of the world?"
"Yeah," says Coy, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks George.
"Nope," says Coy, "I reckon not."
"Me, neither," says George, "Let's take these things