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    Farmers ...

    A pretty woman is driving down an Arkansas country road
    in her new sports car when something goes wrong with
    the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to
    be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and
    knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says
    to him, "Oh, it's Sunday night and my car broke down!
    I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night
    until tomorrow when I can get some help?

    "Well," drawls the Arkansas farmer, "you can stay here,
    but I don't want you messin' with my sons George and

    She looks through the screen door and sees two young
    men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to
    be in the early twenties. "Okay," she says.

    After they have gone to bed for the night the woman
    begins to get a little horny just thinking about the
    two boys in the room next to her.

    So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys,
    how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the

    They say, "Huh?"

    She explains what she wants to do, then says, "The only
    thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have
    to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys,
    and the three of them go at it all night long.

    Forty years later George and Coy are sitting on the
    front porch, rocking back and forth.

    George says, "Coy?"

    Coy says, "Yeah, George?"

    George says, "You remember that woman who came by here,
    oh, about forty years ago, the one who showed us the
    ways of the world?"

    "Yeah," says Coy, "I remember."

    "Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks George.

    "Nope," says Coy, "I reckon not."

    "Me, neither," says George, "Let's take these things
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