A couple was on their honeymoon, ready to consummate their marrage; when the new bribe says to her husband,
I have a confession to make, I"m not a virgin.
Her husband says,well thats no big deal this day and age.
The wife continues, I'v only been with one guy.
Oh yeah, so who was the guy.
Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods the golfer.
Well he's rich and famous I see how you could fall for him.
The husband and wife make passionate love.
When they are done the husband walks to the phone.
What are you doing?
I'm hungry I was going to call room service and get something to eat.
Tiger Woods wouldn't do that.
What would Tiger Woods do.
He come back and do it a second time.
The husband puts down the phone goes back to bed to make love a second time.
After they finish he gets up and goes over to the phone again.
Now what are you doing.
I'm still hungry I want to order some food.
Tiger Woods wouldn't do that.
Oh yeah, what would Tiger Woods do?
He'd come back to bed and do it again.
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat, he drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks "Are you calling room service?"
NO, I'm calling Tiger Woods, to ask him what the par is for this damn hole.....