A teacher asked her class,
"What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said,
"All I want out of life is four little animals"
The teacher smiled and said,
"That sounds interesting, what four little animals would those be?"
The little girl replied,
"A Mink on my back,
A Jaguar in the garage,
A Tiger in bed,and of course,
I'll need a Jackass to pay for it all."