How many men does it take to open a beer?
NONE, It should be open when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a realy bad place to pick up a women?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine,
will probably never be able to support you.
How do you know when a women is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentance with,"A man once told me."
If your dog is barking at the back door,and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The DOG of course, he'll shut up once you let him in.
Why do men die before their wives?
THEY WANT TO.
Women will never equal men until they can,
Walk down the street with a BALD head and a BEER GUT and still think there SEXY.
In the BEGINING, GOD created the earth and rested.
Then GOD created MAN and rested,
Then GOD created WOMAN.
Since then neither GOD nor MAN has rested.
I'm looking for MISS RIGHT.
But I don't want her first name to be ALWAYS.