Marrage Test,,,,,
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    Red Neck Bastard Array katana john's Avatar
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    Marrage Test,,,,,

    My wonderfull girlfriend and I had been dating for
    over a year, and so decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me. It was
    her beautifull younger sister. My prospective
    sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts
    and generally went bra-less.

    One day "little sister" called and asked me to come
    over and check the wedding invitations.

    She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
    me that she had feeling and desires for me that she
    couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to
    make love to me just once before I got married
    and committed my life to her sister.

    Well,,,,I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

    She said,"I'm going up to my bedroom, and if you want
    one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
    go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
    pulled off her panties and threw them at me.

    I stood there for a moment then made a bee-line
    for the door. I opened the door and headed straight
    towards my car running!

    Lo and behold,my entire future family was standing
    outside, all clapping, cheering wildly, and applauding!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
    me and said "WE are very happy you passed our little "test"
    we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
    to the family, son."

    And the moral to this story is,,,,,,,,

    Always keep your condoms in your car........

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    Registered User Array cyclestarter's Avatar
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    Damn !!!!!!!!
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    You like popsicles? Array Hogie's Avatar
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    Fuck, that sucks, cause the guy forgot his condoms in the car, he's now stuck in this disgustingly conniving family.

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