My wonderfull girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was
her beautifull younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts
and generally went bra-less.
One day "little sister" called and asked me to come
over and check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feeling and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.
Well,,,,I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said,"I'm going up to my bedroom, and if you want
one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
pulled off her panties and threw them at me.
I stood there for a moment then made a bee-line
for the door. I opened the door and headed straight
towards my car running!
Lo and behold,my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping, cheering wildly, and applauding!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said "WE are very happy you passed our little "test"
we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family, son."
And the moral to this story is,,,,,,,,
Always keep your condoms in your car........