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    A driver is pulled over by a police man.

    Man: Is there a problem Officer?
    Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
    Man: Oh I see.
    Officer: Can I see your licence please?
    Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
    Officer: Don't have one?
    Man: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
    Man: I can't do that.
    Officer: Why not?
    Man: I stole this car.
    Officer: Stole it?
    Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
    Officer: You what?
    Man: She's in the boot if you want to see.

    The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.
    Man: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
    Man: Murdered the owner?
    Officer2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please.

    The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

    Officer2: Is this your car sir?
    Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.

    The officer is quite stunned.

    Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

    The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

    Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
    Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.

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