Here's a new policy that you guy's might want to adopt. Or not.

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity here at B.C.S.B. it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING [S.H.I.T.] We are trying to give members more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not recive your share of S.H.I.T. on the forum please see your friendly MODERATOR.
You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and the BCSBT Training Department are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. that you can handle.

Members who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS [D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.]
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING [E.A.T.S.H.I.T.] Since our Forum Mods took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. anymore and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T.,you may be interested in job training others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMING [D.I.P.S.H.I.T.]

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING [H.O.T.S.H.I.T.]

Thank you.....