This is hilarious!
We were on a camping trip and needed to get some stuff at Safeway. We had our groceries and were waiting in line to pay when I remembered I needed to get sugar too. So I started heading for the sugar isle, kinda running.
When a guy taps my arm and says "Uh, mam, uh". So I'm like, "sorry, I'm in a hurry, gotta go". Then this guy follows me, and again starts stuttering at me, I got kinda freaked out, and said "What?". He says "Uh, mam, your...".
I look down, at my shirt (ex's muscle shirt, big armholes) and noticed my bikini underneath had slipped down and the shirt was bearing my whole boobie!!!!
Oh My Gawd!!! I wanted to crawl in a hole!!! Oh, well, now it's funny, and I can share it for a laugh!!