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    calling the cops?

    I'm not one to pass the spam, but in this case I'll make an exception. I'm sure this story is made up, but I'd give it a try if I ever had to:

    George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

    George said "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    "Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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    Definitely will give that one a try when in need.

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    I have a true story about that actually.....

    My dad has a store in Surrey and one night some bad people pried open the door to get in to steal some stuff. Well my dad didn't appreciate that and he called the cops and told them that he was going to shoot them with his rifle.

    2 minutes later the cops were there. The bad people had left by then (didn't get anything) but all the cops were interested in was my dad's rifle.

    It wasn't until they had secured it that they wanted to know the rest of the details.

    So if you ever need the po-po tell them you have a gun.
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