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    Been there, Wrecked that! Array CrashTested's Avatar
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    The Newfie & The American

    Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this
    huge, burly American guy walks in.

    As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.

    The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. That's a judo chop from Japan", he says. The Little Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves.

    A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out cold. The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh!, tell him that was a fuckin' hockey stick from Canadian Tire."
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    "Experience" THX Rogger. Array PressurePoint's Avatar
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    lol Cant get more Canadian that that..

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    heehee thanks for the laugh eh!!

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    Don't be stupid. Array Sikorsky's Avatar
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    A newfie farmer goes to an farming convention in Texas.

    This big Texan walks up and says "You got a ranch, boy?". The newfie says "Sure ting buddy. I gots me 48 acres out by Grand Falls dere."

    The Texan laughs and say "48 acres? Boy, when Ah get in my truck, Ah'll spend all day in it and still be on my spread."

    The newf replies " Yeah bye, I used to 'ave a truck like dat."
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