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    Registered User Array slowzuki's Avatar
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    Xmass cookie recipe

    Just in case one of you requires an idea....

    Christmas Cookie Recipe

    1 cup of water

    1 tsp baking soda

    1 cup of sugar

    1 tsp salt

    1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice

    4 large eggs

    1 cup nuts

    2 cups of dried fruit

    1 bottle Crown Royal

    ************************************************** **********

    - Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

    - Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of

    the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    - Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large

    bowl. - Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

    - At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still

    OK, try another cup.. just in case

    - Turn off the mixer thingy.

    - Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of


    - Pick the frigging fruit off of the floor...

    - Mix on the turner.

    - If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it

    loose with a dewscriver.

    - Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

    - Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a


    - Check the Crown Royal.

    - Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    - Add one table.

    - Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

    - Greash the oven.

    - Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    - Don't forget to beat off the turner.

    - Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

    - Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

    - Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    Cherry Mistmas
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    One Lump Sum Array
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    So basically, the recipe is Crown. Excellent!
    1997 GSX-R 600 (high k's and missing bolts here and there)

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    You like popsicles? Array Hogie's Avatar
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    on a serious note:
    don't bake with alcohol, it's a waste, you get all the tastes and none of the goodness of being able to get drunk.

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    GoPro Inspector Array FOXGURL's Avatar
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    Mix on the turner....LOL

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts....LMAO

    too funny

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    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
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    Shouldn't it be "Cherry Pissedmass?"
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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