An old lady was driving down the road at a high rate of speed (hard to believe I know)
Sure enough she gets pulled over and the cop comes over to her window and asks for her license and registration.
She’s says I don’t have a license and I can’t show you the registration because I stole this car and a gun’s in the glove box.
Pardon me Ma’m you have a gun in the glove box?? Yes and I have the body of the owner of this car locked in the trunk. The cop steps back, radios for more cars and for his supervisor
Supervisor comes to the car; all guns are drawn on the old lady. Ma’m my officer here says you don’t have a license, you stole this car and you killed the owner and have him in your trunk??? She say’s what are you talking about my license is right here and my registration is in the glove box, supervisor opens it and sure enough it’s her car and her license.
Well, my officer here says you have the owner in the trunk. She says no I don’t. Supervisor opens the trunk and sure enough, groceries. The supervisor looks at the officer, shakes his head and apologizes to the old lady. She says yeah and ill bet the liar said I was speeding too!!!