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    Waiting for the sun Array rivan's Avatar
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    Dear Abby.......

    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, it's as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Suzuki GSXR motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

    It was at that moment, crouching behind my GSXR , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

    Concerned Biker

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    slammed (tm) what is this the 30th one ?

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    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
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    repost for about the millionth time ...
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    still a goodie though .....
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