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    Year's Best Actual Newspaper Headlines of 2006

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    War Dims Hope for Peace

    Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain ; Police Suspect Homicide

    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

    Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

    And the winner is....

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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    As a casual defender of the media industry () I have to stand up for my bretheren and say that in most cases, once the story is read, the headline choice makes sense.
    However, I personally try to read through things before I send them off as though I were a first-time reader just so these types of oddities don't happen.
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    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    That reminds me of a newfie joke about a plane crashing into a cemetery.
    Log off and ride.
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