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    Registered User Array polared's Avatar
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    Cop jokes

    Caught for speeding:
    The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
    down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The
    guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop
    finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

    And some others...

    "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you
    wear them awhile."
    "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
    " So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
    write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
    "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will
    help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
    "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again
    or I'll give you another ticket."
    "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
    not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
    "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
    "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
    "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
    we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
    "Just how big were those two beers?"
    "In God we trust, all others are suspects."
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    ExPostWhoreTurnedLurker Array MavERICk's Avatar
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    Re: Cop jokes

    Originally posted by polared
    "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
    not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

    oh man...that's good...haha...

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    Wanderer of the Wastes Array DNAspark99's Avatar
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    COP: "Do you know why I've pulled you over...?"
    PERP: "Because you wanted to invite me to the policeman's ball?
    COP: "NO."
    PERP: "Oooo that's right - cops don't have balls."
    "I dread beyond all else the growth of the petty tyranny of restrictive legislation, the transference of disciplinary authority from the judiciary to the constabulary, the abandonment of every constitutional safeguard of individual liberty."

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    COP:"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
    ANS:"'cause you thought I had a donut."

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