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    license to chill Array frontside5's Avatar
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    Mar 2006
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    Good advice

    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we
    decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It
    was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
    and generally was braless. One day "little" sister called and asked me
    to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
    arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for
    me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
    going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
    come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
    go up the stairs.

    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
    the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
    beeline straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we
    are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask
    for a better man for our daughter.

    Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car........

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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    Jan 2004
    Port Coquitlam
    2002 Honda CBR 954RR
    Close Call...saved by the condom
    Tmustang you are clear for take off

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