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    David Array cambiebiker's Avatar
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    Feb 2002
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    The Cave

    MI6 intercepted this email ...........

    To All Al Queda Fighters
    From: Bin Laden, Osama
    Subject: The Cave

    Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently
    but we've really come together as a group and I love
    that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't
    forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have
    few concerns:

    First of all, while it's good to be concerned about
    cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned
    about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive
    dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we
    need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the
    cleaning rota ..have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet
    near the cave reception area (next to the halal

    Second, it's not often I make a video address but when
    I do, I'm trying to scare the sh*t out of most of the
    world's population, okay? That means that while we're
    taping, please do not ride your scooter in the
    background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.

    Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently,
    clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the
    top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone.
    Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

    Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but
    we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and
    ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy
    Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.

    Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SH*GS DONKEYS"
    on the group toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey
    into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of
    the mountain.

    Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam,
    the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me,
    whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the
    mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With
    donkeys, there is a grey area.)

    Finally, we've heard that there may be Western
    soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I
    want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol
    will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

    Love you lots, Group Hug.


    PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled
    on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.

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    ExPostWhoreTurnedLurker Array MavERICk's Avatar
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    Oakridge - Vancouver
    maybe, just maybe, a zx-7
    LOL!!! OMG!!! that's too funny!!!

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