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    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
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    1000 dollars per pull of the trigger

    Two friends are just about to tee off at the first
    hole of their local golf course when a third guy, carrying a golf bag
    calls out to them,
    "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

    "Sure," they say, "You're welcome to play along
    with us."

    So they start playing and enjoy the game and the
    company of the newcomer.

    Part way around the course, one of the friends asks the guy, "So,
    what do you do for a living?"

    "I'm a hit man."

    "You're joking!"

    "No, I'm not," he says, reaching into his golf
    bag and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large
    telescopic sight.

    "Here are my tools."

    "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," says the
    other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my
    house from here."

    So he picks up the rifle and looks through the sight in the section
    of his house.

    "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight
    is fantastic! I can see right in the window! Wow, I can see my wife in
    the bedroom. ... Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! Hey, What's that? Wait
    minute ... Hey, that's my next-door neighbour in there with
    her..... He's naked, too!!

    "Those no-good S'O'B's!!

    He turns to the hit man, "How much do you charge
    for a hit?"

    "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars
    every time I pull the trigger."

    "Can you do two for me now?"

    "Sure, what do you want?"

    "First, shoot my wife. She's always been mouthy,
    so shoot her in the mouth.

    Then, the neighbour. He's actually a friend of
    mine, so just shoot his willy off to teach him a lesson."

    The hit man takes out the rifle and takes aim,
    standing perfectly still for about a minute.

    "Are you going to do it or not?" asks the friend

    "Just wait a second ... be patient," says the
    hit man calmly, I think I can save you a grand here....."
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    That's a good one.

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    African BCSB Rep. Array PitScar's Avatar
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    Nothing :( SStolen DRZ400S. Previously 2007 Suzuki TF-125, DRZ350SE, and 81 KX125

    Totally didnt see that coming
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    R6, F4 stunter

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    Oh that was good
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    took me a while ~

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    Hahaha nice, good post!

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