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    dumb blonde joke

    A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up
    and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant
    watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the
    blonde
    that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the
    back.

    The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
    I'm
    staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and
    tells
    the
    pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class
    that belongs
    in economy and won't move back to her seat.
    The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
    she
    only paid economy fare; she will have to leave and return to her seat.

    The blonde replies,"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
    I'm
    staying right here."

    The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
    waiting
    when they land to arrest this woman who won't listen to reason. The
    pilot
    says, "You say she is blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde.
    I
    speak blonde."

    He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says,
    "Oh, I'm sorry" and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The
    flight
    attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her
    move
    without any fuss.

    I told her, "First class isn't going to Houston."
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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    Man, I think ur bored at work to post so many jokes in the funnies today! Pool?

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    That's funny. I love blond jokes.

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    This one's better than the van Lesbian joke.
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    Heard this one YEARS ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkydiveSonic View Post
    A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up
    and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant
    watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the
    blonde
    that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the
    back.

    The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
    I'm
    staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and
    tells
    the
    pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class
    that belongs
    in economy and won't move back to her seat.
    The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
    she
    only paid economy fare; she will have to leave and return to her seat.

    The blonde replies,"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
    I'm
    staying right here."

    The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
    waiting
    when they land to arrest this woman who won't listen to reason. The
    pilot
    says, "You say she is blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde.
    I
    speak blonde."

    He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says,
    "Oh, I'm sorry" and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The
    flight
    attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her
    move
    without any fuss.

    I told her, "First class isn't going to Houston."

    bahaha whore. im gonna remember this one when im a captain someday.
    25,000 feet is my own little piece of heaven

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