A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up
and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant
watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the
that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and
pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in first class
in economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
only paid economy fare; she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies,"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
when they land to arrest this woman who won't listen to reason. The
says, "You say she is blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde.
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says,
"Oh, I'm sorry" and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The
attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her
without any fuss.
I told her, "First class isn't going to Houston."