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    Airplane Laptop Etiquette

    Airplane Laptop Etiquette

    If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a
    plane......

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
    2. Remove your laptop.
    3. Turn it on.
    4. Make sure the person who won't leave you alone can see the
    screen.
    5. Open this email.
    6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
    7. Then hit this link: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm

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    Then get sent to jail!
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    hahahahahaha! holy crap ... that would not go over well at all! With some aircrews that would get the plane landed and you booted of with a pair of silver bracelets - I shit you not. I've personally seen less do more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madman View Post
    hahahahahaha! holy crap ... that would not go over well at all! With some aircrews that would get the plane landed and you booted of with a pair of silver bracelets - I shit you not. I've personally seen less do more.
    That's if an Airmarshall doesn't kill you first.
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    I would *so* like to use that. But I value my ability to travel freely about the planet a little higher than the brief enjoyment using it would bring.

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