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    Angel Girl

    Finally a 'Smart' Blonde Joke!!

    A beautiful boxomly blonde woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She tells him that she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5,000.00.

    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.

    The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

    An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's secure underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

    The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, if you have SO MUCH MONEY, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 from us?"

    The blonde replies....

    Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I get back?

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    Registered User Array SpideRider's Avatar
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    I've heard this before.
    Great joke, though!
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    A good one!

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    Je ne suis pas Francais Array nutcracker's Avatar
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    ya I heard it in french before . I'm sure it wasn't a real blonde it was probably a brunette that dyed her hair blonde
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    hahaha thats pretty funny...

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