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    It's healing time Array Tinman's Avatar
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    At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a
    Public School teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
    possession of a ruler, a protractor, a T-square, a slide rule, and a

    At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he
    believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being
    charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Alberto Gonzales said. "They desire average
    solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
    search of absolute value.

    They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
    unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the
    axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer
    Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'"

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted
    us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
    fingers and toes."

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    Crotch Rocket Scientist Array penumbra604's Avatar
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    now that's funny....the war on brains is next...
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