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    The Philosopher King Array Frapps's Avatar
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    A nice marriage joke for the girls

    I figure I should post this up so I can repent to the women for the “what guys are thinking” thread…so stop sending letter bombs!!

    Mike was going to be married to Karen,
    So his father sat him down for a little chat.

    He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
    honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and
    said, "Here - try these on."
    She did and said, “These are too big, I can't wear them.”
    " I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always
    will." "Ever since that night we never had any problems."

    "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his
    honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
    "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too
    large. They don't fit me."
    Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
    I don't want you to ever forget that."

    Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
    "Here-you try on mine."

    He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
    Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude,
    you never will."

    And they lived happily ever.
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    lol what if he had said "they dont fit?"

    then she'd have nothin to say

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    i don't get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by r_i_n_g View Post
    i don't get it

    Please no one explain it to him...

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    Not wearing pants. Array klutch's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by PressurePoint View Post
    Please no one explain it to him...
    Its like this...sometimes, a man has special feelings towards a woman, and sometimes it isn't enough to just talk to her...they have to "hug" each other in a special way...

    I'm not really sure what this means, or what happens next; my parents never explained it properly. All I know is that there's some kind of "special hug for mommies and daddies", there's one of those long balloons like the clowns use to make weiner dogs but it comes individually wrapped, but sometimes they break - they told me this is why the stork delivered me.
    Last edited by klutch; 03-27-2007 at 03:30 PM.

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    hahaahha funny stuff

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