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    Swivel on it Array SkydiveSonic's Avatar
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    "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
    Rodney Dangerfield

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
    arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
    Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
    Lynn Lavner

    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
    >Camille Paglia

    "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are
    George Burns

    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
    Sharon Stone

    "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black
    men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
    Tiger Woods

    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
    genitals through his wallet."
    Robin Williams

    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    Billy Crystal

    "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
    undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.
    They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
    Robert De Niro

    There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men
    are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
    >severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
    Dustin Hoffman

    "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,
    'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
    Jerry Seinfeld

    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
    only enough blood to run one at a time."
    Robin Williams

    "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up
    Joan Rivers

    "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences
    money can buy."
    Steve Martin

    "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
    Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff
    you pay good money for in later life."
    Elmo Phillips

    "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
    Oscar Wilde

    and finally....

    "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
    George Burns
    If you wanna say something, speak into the mic. It's right above my balls.

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