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    Je ne suis pas Francais Array nutcracker's Avatar
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    none at the moment

    smart blonde genie

    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a
    lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives
    it a rub.Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been
    granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 30 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two people dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throws a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is beyond me??"
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    ExPostWhoreTurnedLurker Array MavERICk's Avatar
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    maybe, just maybe, a zx-7
    hahaha...careful what you wish for...

    R1 to rule them all, R1 to find them
    R1 to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them...

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    Registered User Array Miteorite's Avatar
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    blonde genies!!

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